Definitions by matty crowcrow

Connecticut Pole Vault 

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

Connecticut Pole Vault by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021