Definitions by mattpacer

i just know, okay 

How to explain away a lack of evidence or facts to back up the shit you are spouting.

Simon: that new girl would definitely rather fuck me than you.
Dan: what's that based on then?
Simon: I just know, okay

i just know, okay by mattpacer May 15, 2016

mike wong

The stereotypical Chinese American.

Cindy: hey, who's that new guy? He's cute.
Lisa: I don't know, just some Mike Wong

mike wong by mattpacer May 15, 2016

mummy fisting 

When a girl is so dry it is like trying to fist a mummified corpse.

Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes

mummy fisting by mattpacer May 15, 2016