matt the poop pope's definitions

purplenipplepoop

Poop from the ass of one with purple nipples. This variety of poop is well sought after for the extraordinary plop sounds it produces during an Alabama Hot Pocket.

"Shaneequah has some purple nips, I bet her purplenipplepoop will make some good ass plop sounds."

by matt the poop pope July 3, 2008

purplenipdoubledip

A type of LSD sold by none other than Hurrican Steve and his fiancee, queen of the purple nips. Be sure to ask for the double dip.

"The walls are melting; that was some damn good purplenipdoubledip sugar cubes.

by matt the poop pope July 3, 2008