Definitions by matt smith
Shitter
large, stankin, nasty-ass, military helicopter manufactured by sikorsky aeronautics. it will take your manhood and your youth.
Shitter by matt smith June 23, 2004
litnik
A person in the Catholic Church who works to destroy the Mass by introducing innovations such as hand-holding and bad translations.
"Lit" comes from liturgy. "-nik" comes from russian. As in "sputnik." It's also been used in words like beatnik, refusenik and no-good-nik. In any case, it is a derogatory term used by Traditional Catholics towards the liberals who have ruined the Church over the past 40 years with their stupid changes to the Mass.
"Lit" comes from liturgy. "-nik" comes from russian. As in "sputnik." It's also been used in words like beatnik, refusenik and no-good-nik. In any case, it is a derogatory term used by Traditional Catholics towards the liberals who have ruined the Church over the past 40 years with their stupid changes to the Mass.
These stupid litniks not only have us holding hands during the Our Father, but now we have to prancing around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.
litnik by Matt Smith January 16, 2004
wreckovate
To destroy a building's beauty by allegedly renovating it.
Most often used in Catholic circles to describe the process of taking a beautiful old church and making it look like something out of a post-modern Country Homes and Gardens.
Most often used in Catholic circles to describe the process of taking a beautiful old church and making it look like something out of a post-modern Country Homes and Gardens.
A: I heard the bishop has plans to wreckovate his cathedral.
b: He's destroyed the souls of his people, so he might as well destroy the building, too.
b: He's destroyed the souls of his people, so he might as well destroy the building, too.
wreckovate by Matt Smith January 16, 2004
Adirondack Cream-Sicle
A person takes a shit, puts it in the freezer, after frozen it is let thawed about halfway to hollow out the center. Then a guy shits inside and puts a stick into it, and puts it back into the freezer.
Adirondack Cream-Sicle by matt smith December 5, 2003
Northern Arizona University
University for Arizona residents that are too dumb to go to Arizona State or Arizona University. Only complete sub 70 on the IQ scale morons from out of state make the decision to go to this school.
Northern Arizona University by Matt Smith October 14, 2003