sperm

an anoying person a geek someone who really gets on your wick

will you just f**k off you SPERM

by marie August 04, 2003

Piss

piss off

you are really bugging me now piss off

by marie August 04, 2003

fagmagnet

Joe Williamson
GP,TX

Joe is such a fagmagnet.

by marie January 27, 2005

guffed

breaking wind, letting rip, farting

phewwww can you smell that i've just guffed!!!!!!

by marie August 05, 2003

pearl diving

when a guy beats off in a pool and the cum forms little small pearl-like balls - because the cum does not mix with the water. And the cum-balls fall to the floor of the pool and someone can actually pick thtem up, until the cum hits air, then it melts back to the original slimmy form.

Sue went pearl diving, after Mike's sperm, just to prove Mike and Brandon wrong.

by Marie September 13, 2004

aliens

something that don't look human, very abnormal, very ugly

i thought i was being shagged by an alien last night then i had a closer look and it was my boyfriend DAZ

by marie August 20, 2003

Pooh

its smells like that brown thing that comes out ya ass every now and then

god dam my boyfriend smells of poo

by marie February 18, 2007