margarita sin embarrassing's definitions
girl: “i want my husband to be ginger”
Matt enters the room
girl: “oh MY GOD ! there’s the love of my life”
person 1: “hey there’s matt!”
person 2: “run”
Matt enters the room
girl: “oh MY GOD ! there’s the love of my life”
person 1: “hey there’s matt!”
person 2: “run”
by margarita sin embarrassing May 17, 2019
Get the Mattmug. a self obsessed cow, so far up her own bum that she’s looking out of her nostrils. her boyfriend is often a tractor. and he is often better than her. she often queefs.
by margarita sin embarrassing May 17, 2019
Get the Ninamug.