Nina

a self obsessed cow, so far up her own bum that she’s looking out of her nostrils. her boyfriend is often a tractor. and he is often better than her. she often queefs.
person: “hi nina

nina: “i’m popular
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Matt

girl: “i want my husband to be ginger”

Matt enters the room

girl: “oh MY GOD ! there’s the love of my life

person 1: “hey there’s matt!”
person 2: “run”
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