cardiocranialrectalitis

When you head is stuffed so far up your ass, your heart is beating it to death!
George W. Bush, had a case of cardiocranialrectalitis, and so did anyone who voted for him!
by manic Mike January 15, 2010
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Hairy fasnarasaurus

Pussy so old and hairy, that only the geico cavemen remember when it was tight! Usually found south the

Wooly Mamaries.
Joan Rivers has a hairy fasnarasaurus, the only original part on her body.
by Manic Mike August 30, 2009
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