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Muscular, handsome, sexy, well hung, large balls, Huntoons are very intelligent and god like. Many male Huntoons will fuck their co-workers wives and or girlfriends. All men wish they could be a Huntoon. Women want to suck the penis of a Huntoon even if it will mean destroying their marriage. A Huntoon can shoot semen 10 to 12 times in a day and the taste is much like a fine wine. Heterosexual men will often pretend to be gay just to taste the wang of a Huntoon.
Larry " "That Huntoon is so handsome and hung, I wonder If he would fuck my wife."
James "I think he would, he bangs my wife every other day and she loves it, but now her twat is so big she can't even feel my little pecker."
Larry "Well that's fine, my junk is so small my wife says it's like she is being fucked by a 12 year old asian boy."
by malcum ex February 26, 2012

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When a man has diarrhea and it covers his testicals. He can let it dry on his testicals and then let someone lick it off.
Female version of this is a "Mounds"
Jeff had the shits all day, so when I got home he gave me an almond joy.
by malcum ex November 19, 2010

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Hairy animal much like Bigfoot or Yeti, except much less intelligent. Mostly seen in northwest America in the forest or a park like setting. From Old English rinnan (“to run”), from Proto-Germanic *rinnaną (“to run”) and fretting, to eat away or gnaw. Believed to be because the Rinfrette will usually run away from humans and has the appearance of being gnawed at by a bear. Also loves music by Rihanna.
“Do you see that Rinfrette behind the tree?, It smells so bad, oh my god why is it’s penis so tiny?”
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by malcum ex September 20, 2018

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