Definitions by major woody

cod marine 

Dipshit who thinks they'd make an excellent soldier because they play Call of Duty, when in reality, they wash out of basic training. Definitely wouldn't last two seconds in the Real Military... Maybe Air Force tho...

Dick: Dude, I'm kick ass at call of duty!!! I should totally join the military

Fred: No way in hell they're going to take a Pussy ass CoD marine like you. You wouldn't last two seconds in the Army, Marines, Navy, Or coast guard... Maybe the Air Force tho...

cod marine by Major Woody March 2, 2014

Spider man 

when u beat off in your hand and throw it at someone

man look at all that gizz on your face, i gave you the spider man

Spider man by major woody November 17, 2006