cuddleability

the measure of how cuddleable a person is

Mathematically defined as one's desire to cuddle the person, on a scale from 0 to 100, multiplied by the probability that they would cuddle you back, from 0 to 1.

A pretty woman wearing a cashmere cardigan would have a high level of cuddleability.

by mad mac the masseuse October 25, 2011