Definitions by mad bagger
flesh helmet
When you tightly stretch your ball sack across a woman's forehead, while she pinches the actual balls, and you masturbate with goat cheese
flesh helmet by mad bagger February 21, 2015
zombie goggles
Chill your balls in ice water, coat in petroleum jellie, and rest on a woman's eyes while masturbating.
zombie goggles by mad bagger December 30, 2014