2 definitions by mad bagger

Chill your balls in ice water, coat in petroleum jellie, and rest on a woman's eyes while masturbating.
I gave that bitch some zombie goggles last night.
by mad bagger December 31, 2015
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When you tightly stretch your ball sack across a woman's forehead, while she pinches the actual balls, and you masturbate with goat cheese
Kinky bitches love the flesh helmet
by mad bagger February 22, 2015
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