Nature's lubricant

See sand.
A reference to the irritation caused having anal sex on the beach.

She learned the hard way that sand is nature's lubricant.

by mach schnell April 25, 2005

Radish

She's surly, she's profane, she's (in)famous for an incident with nature's lubricant and she's quite possibly crazy.

How do you know when you've had sex with Radish? Your dick turns black and falls off!

by mach schnell April 25, 2005