twainis

a goof...twat/anus/penis
sheesh, what a twainis you've become ken
by m 0'nuillian January 18, 2004
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ass bachelor

A man who has never been on the receiving end of anal sex.
No, you cannot fuck me in the ass. I am an ass bachelor.
by m 0'nuillian March 18, 2016
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