Definitions by louie longlegs

russian hand squeeze

The act of jacking off with russian dressing.

That russian hand squeeze got real messy last night.

russian hand squeeze by louie longlegs July 3, 2012

South african snake trap

a form of torture where you are buried and only your weiner hangs out to attract predators to munch, eat, ravage, enjoy, engulf, gobble, destroy, demolish, slurp, smash, peel,or claw your genatalia.

--jim pissed me off so much after 5th period i put him in a south african snake trap in the soundbox at school.

South african snake trap by louie longlegs July 3, 2012

kentucky dumptruck

the act of shitting into another persons butthole, and having them shit out the shit that you shit into their ass onto your chest.

i gave jonny a kentucky dumptruck last night after we went out for coffee.

kentucky dumptruck by louie longlegs July 3, 2012