lou McCruff's definitions

Twattishness

The situation caused by a twat

Throwing the firework in the fire was twattishness behaviour

by lou McCruff March 11, 2015

Kushlash

The pain in the neck resulting from reaching too quick for a go on the doobie.

The silly sod spun around too quick for a go on the blunt, he may have given himself kushlash.

by lou McCruff March 12, 2015