lo man's definitions

gastrophiliac

one who has sex with food.

I walked into my roommates room and found cartons of lo mein noodles. In the corner of the room I saw what seemed to look like a body. Upon closer inspection I realized it was clothing stuffed with lo mein noodles with the crotch cut out of the pants for sexual intercourse. Oh snap! He is a gastrophiliac. f$#%.

by lo man April 20, 2011

bigot

A person who voted for Donald Trump to be president of the United States of America

She voted for Trump, but wasn't she disturbed by his discriminatory comments about women, Hispanics and Muslims? No, she isn't bothered by that because she is a bigot.

by lo man November 13, 2016