1 definition by little vito
A group of 2-4 guys separately jack-off into a cup, then mix it all together, and put it in a turkey baster. It is then put into a consenting girl's vagina and dispensed. The guy's semen that makes its way to the egg the fastest and impregnates the girl, wins (to be determined with DNA tests). The loser(s) has to raise the winner's child. If there are 3 or 4 total "racers", the left over losers have to raise the child in turns (a schedule is created at the preference of the losers, like who gets the kid on certain weeks). When the kid turns 15, the losers have to do rock, paper scissors, and the loser of that has to tell the kid the magical story of how he was born...LET THE AMAZING RACE BEGIN!!!
My buddy thought he was more of a man than me, so I challenged him to The Amazing Race...he lost, hahaha, what a bitch
by little vito October 29, 2010