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1. The birthplace of a musical artist uamee who makes hardbass for the slavs in and around the area of influence left by the Soviet Union.
2. A clever mix of the word squat and Latvia, two things that correspond to uamee and his slavic culture.
2. A clever mix of the word squat and Latvia, two things that correspond to uamee and his slavic culture.
Artyom: Where did you say he's from again?
Sergei: Squatvia, it's a little west from here.
Artyom: You know It's not a real place right?
Sergei: Whatever.
Artyom: You debil.
Sergei: Squatvia, it's a little west from here.
Artyom: You know It's not a real place right?
Sergei: Whatever.
Artyom: You debil.
by literallyuseless November 11, 2020
Get the squatviamug. noun
1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.
2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.
1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.
2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.
He looked me dead in the eye, said ‘time to kraut up,’ and went full Reuben Glizzy. I woke up sore, hydrated, and somehow subscribed to his OnlyFans. No notes
by LiterallyUseless June 4, 2025
Get the Reuben Glizzymug.