jesus

gonna be the guy who's gonna fuck up your life because you're gonna give into his mind games and shit like that. all he wants to do with you is fuck, fuck, and fuck because he's always bored and has no one to hangout with. basically a MAN HOE...
my life was going great until jesus started talking to me. yeah it was cool and shit since he kissed me, but later i found out he's hoeing around with other girls and flirting with anyone who gets in his way...
by life is hard bc of guys April 08, 2019
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thot

Oh no do you smell that?
They're coming
Be gone thots go away
I'm a man of God ahhhh
by life is hard bc of guys October 27, 2019
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