life's fixer's definitions

Streeter

A title. The name someone is given by birth or by acquisition of respect for balls in any given situation (see 'cojones'). Being "Streeter" requires not only the aggressiveness of a physical tycoon, but also the control of a mental giant, no matter the given situation. Being "Streeter" is essentially taking on the role of a guru in every aspect of life, willing to teach, as well as learn. Also, a fixer for problems, big and small, almost for the sport of it. Are you "Streeter"???

"Shit dude i messed things up with my girl bad. i think we're going to break up."

-"Call Streeter. Tell him what you did. You're going to be fine."

#2.

"Streeter, that cop just saw us! We're fucked!!!"

-"Relax man. Take the next 2 lefts and drive the speed limit. Then pull into wawa. I'm hungry."

by life's fixer July 6, 2011