Definitions by lethal laura

peenmaid 

similar to a mermaid, but with the tail of a giant penis. also note that the tip shoots out seamen for defense.

"Yaarrrgggh Matey" The pirate screamed as the Peenmaid shot him in the eye with seamen.

peenmaid by lethal laura January 19, 2010

shext

shit + sex + text = shext

shext example:

i will shit on you and let you lick my balls. better than wrinkly old tittays

shext by lethal laura December 10, 2009