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Definitions by lethal laura

peenmaid 

similar to a mermaid, but with the tail of a giant penis. also note that the tip shoots out seamen for defense.
"Yaarrrgggh Matey" The pirate screamed as the Peenmaid shot him in the eye with seamen.
peenmaid by lethal laura January 19, 2010
shit + sex + text = shext
shext example:

i will shit on you and let you lick my balls. better than wrinkly old tittays
shext by lethal laura December 10, 2009