pokemom

getting something you want out of your mom by constantly poking or annoying her

kid 1: we must make her buy PS9
kid 2: let's play pokemom
mom: smh

by legit dictionary March 06, 2016

hoaxting

Pranking/lying to someone through texting

A: "ur gf cheated on you with me"
B:"sht legit? If it's hoaxting imma r4pe u"
A:"yes"

by legit dictionary December 13, 2015

you

the most retarded person specifically in the Earth. (Mars and Pluto are exceptions)

A: Hey you.
B: yes?
A: ok.

by legit dictionary July 18, 2015

SATist

A person whose life is insanely dedicated to getting 2400/2400 or 1600/1600 on the SAT.

A: I have to transcend my limit on this October SAT. I must, must, get at least 2390 or I deserve death.
B: Yo you SATist? You aint no dumbass with 2380 neither boi

by legit dictionary December 13, 2015