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sobnom

verb,

1) to sob uncontrollably while eating, usually something fattening

2) the favorite activity of pathetic fat girls everywhere

1) I've been sobnoming since Daniel broke up with me on my birthday last year. I now weigh 418 lbs.

2) Dude, quit being a jealous neckbeard and eating your mom's rum raisin ice cream. Watching PBS and sobnoming all day does not get you over a breakup.

by learningtime March 9, 2011