Definitions by landon haas

Nicaraguan Felch Monkey 

A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.

Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?

Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey

Nicaraguan Felch Monkey by landon haas May 21, 2024

Samoan Swamp Fire 

When a 6’7 samoan girl is pegging you for at least 10 hours and then when she pulls out, a a combination full of shit and blood comes pouring out of your ass.

Landon: Yeah bro, this humongous whale of a bitch gave me a samoan swamp fire!

Samoan Swamp Fire by landon haas May 21, 2024

Indonesian Mud Slap 

When your fucking a fat bitch in the ass and she shits on your dick and you slap it all over her face til she looks black

Landon: I gave lauren rothhandler a Indonesian mud slap last night, her face was all brown!

Indonesian Mud Slap by landon haas May 21, 2024