Golden Fellatio

A perfect blowjob
Not to be confused with the golden ratio

John: I though you were dumping that bitch?
Chris: Nah, last night I found out she has the Golden Fellatio!

by kyuuketsukou April 27, 2024

The Highlander

After having sexual intercourse with a woman, when the man forgets to pull out and accidently ejaculates inside the woman and the woman becomes very upset, the man will say to the woman, "Dont worry, for I am the Highlander". Since the highlander can't get women pregnant this is a good way to shut the said woman up. If the woman is unconvinced the man can then grab a fork and shove it in a electrical socket and while being electrocuted he can scream 'THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"

Hey man, I forgot to pullout of my girlfriend last night but it's alright 'cuz I used "The Highlander" trick.

by kyuuketsukou January 12, 2013