kyrgyzteacher's definitions

Dankerton

A dankerton is a kind of person who is like...geeze...you know? Right? You get it. Dunkertons are chill AF. Dunkertons tend to appreciate spicy memes and the the type of folk who constantly keep themselves up-to-date on the most current, fresh memes du jour. While most dankertons are dankertons, not all dankertons are dankertons. Sorry, cuz. #email.

Sup, mello?

Nothin', dankerton?

You gonna vote to legalize ranch this Tuesday?

Of course. I'm a dankerton.

by kyrgyzteacher November 5, 2017

Sexual racism

Sexual racism is a made-up term used by unattractive people as an excuse for not getting laid.

I'm getting nothing on Tinder. Maybe it's because I'm shallow, uninteresting, or overweight? Nah, it's probably just sexual racism!

by kyrgyzteacher June 12, 2016