Definitions by kyjerry

cwtch 

CWTCH: pronounced cutch, like clutch without the 'L'. also the 'u' sound is more, but not quite an 'oo' sound. from the welsh word 'cwtch'.
means: cuddle, close hug.
CWTCH IN: when ya settled in by the fire e.g. the dog curls up with you, dog is CWTCHING IN.

ive had a bad day, i'm in need of a cwtch.
your so lush, i could cwtch you all day.
look at you cwtching your dog.
cheddar the dog likes to cwtch in while i watch tv.

cwtch by kyjerry June 15, 2007

glue view

when the misses pulls away from a blow-job at the vinigar stroke, and you whack ya jizz in her eye.

ah, mate, gave the bitch a glue view last nite, couldn't help it, she should'a swallowed.

glue view by kyjerry June 8, 2007