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Eliturk

(n.) The real name of Elitist, since he is a greek hating turk. Turks are like greeks, but richer and fatter. They also own crap cars, whereas greek own 1970's Mercedes.
Eliturk made several definitions of Greek
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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bone sheep

One who practises intercourse with sheep. A sheepshagger.
You bone sheep


I bone sheep


We bone sheep


he bones sheep

etc.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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shock-therapy

Using something powerfully persausive to bring someone to your side.
A smith and wesson is a great tool for shock-therapy.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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slap and tickle

The guvnor is 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus.
by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004
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Gdansk shipyard

Rising up against the USSR during the fall of it's power int he late 80's, the workers of the Gdansk shipyard, Poland staged the first successful strike in the history of the USSR, thus undermining communism.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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0-60

the time it takes (Measured in seconds) for something to reach 60mph from a standing start.


Contrary to popular belief, most cars cannot achieve such speeds. There is only enough fuel in the car for a test run, and the driver is an expert who builds up the revs and then releases at just the right time (too much and he gets some wheel-spain). No consideration is given as to whether the clutch lasts the test.
0-60 times are innacurate, and you should typically add 20% of that time on for a realistic pull-off.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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You'll regret the day you were born

(Idiom) I'm going to make your life so bad you'll wish it never started.
Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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