kung-fu jesus's definitions
(n.) The real name of Elitist, since he is a greek hating turk. Turks are like greeks, but richer and fatter. They also own crap cars, whereas greek own 1970's Mercedes.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
Get the Eliturkmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Get the bone sheepmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
Get the shock-therapymug. by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004
Get the slap and ticklemug. Rising up against the USSR during the fall of it's power int he late 80's, the workers of the Gdansk shipyard, Poland staged the first successful strike in the history of the USSR, thus undermining communism.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
Get the Gdansk shipyardmug. the time it takes (Measured in seconds) for something to reach 60mph from a standing start.
Contrary to popular belief, most cars cannot achieve such speeds. There is only enough fuel in the car for a test run, and the driver is an expert who builds up the revs and then releases at just the right time (too much and he gets some wheel-spain). No consideration is given as to whether the clutch lasts the test.
Contrary to popular belief, most cars cannot achieve such speeds. There is only enough fuel in the car for a test run, and the driver is an expert who builds up the revs and then releases at just the right time (too much and he gets some wheel-spain). No consideration is given as to whether the clutch lasts the test.
0-60 times are innacurate, and you should typically add 20% of that time on for a realistic pull-off.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the 0-60mug. Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
Get the You'll regret the day you were bornmug.