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Definitions by kru kutech

n: The team of Barack Obama and Joe Biden, President and Vice-President of the U.S.A.
Dem: I feel a surge of pride since Joebama has taken office.

Rep: We're doomed. Joebamaconomics will never work.

Dem: Hey, Joebama deserves at least a chance.

Rep: I'm going to go polish my war medals...
Joebama by kru kutech January 21, 2009
The hard crusty stuff that glues your eyelids shut in the morning. An indicator that your hangover is going to be so bad that you beg for a migrane instead.
Oh man, after those two (three?)bottles of tequila last night I woke up with some serious grunch in my eyes. Please, kill me now...
grunch by kru kutech January 6, 2009