kru kutech's definitions

grunch

The hard crusty stuff that glues your eyelids shut in the morning. An indicator that your hangover is going to be so bad that you beg for a migrane instead.

Oh man, after those two (three?)bottles of tequila last night I woke up with some serious grunch in my eyes. Please, kill me now...

by kru kutech January 6, 2009

Joebama

n: The team of Barack Obama and Joe Biden, President and Vice-President of the U.S.A.

Dem: I feel a surge of pride since Joebama has taken office.

Rep: We're doomed. Joebamaconomics will never work.

Dem: Hey, Joebama deserves at least a chance.

Rep: I'm going to go polish my war medals...

by kru kutech January 21, 2009