kris hameister's definitions

varsidyke

a tomboyish lesbian with a great affinity for sports; a lesbian who plays on varsity sports teams

1: Yeah, she plays varsity basketball, volleyball, soccer, and track
2: Yeah, dude, total varsidyke.

by Kris Hameister June 25, 2007

hyperspazium

usually in reference to a spaz attack with utlra hyper, seizure like squealing and and jumping

jessica went into hyperspazium at the sight of shiny ribbons

by kris hameister December 27, 2006

spazzin the wall

staring at a single point on a wall or the floor for an extremely long time and, accidentally or not, blocking out all sound around you

damn, kris, pay attention to the problem on the board and quit spazzin the wall

by kris hameister December 27, 2006