konnor obert's definitions

scuzzlebut

An infertile human bieng. Not one who is inable to have sex, but one who will never have sex. Usually identified by wearing jeans at baseball practice.

Josh says- I can't get a chick in bed!
Lane says- Shut the hell up scuzzlebut!

by konnor obert May 13, 2005

bodaggit

a crustified piece of shit caught in anal shrubbery

I took a shower and found a dozen bodaggits on my asshole

by konnor obert January 22, 2007