edute

The act of being confusing left from right, but still successfully carrying an activity.

Friend 1: He doesn't know where he's going!
Friend 2: But he's edute though.

by ko-lo April 11, 2023

Neph

A unit of time measurement ranging from "in 5 minutes" to "eventually".

Friend 1: Do you know how long he'll be?
Friend 2: He just needs a neph.

by ko-lo April 11, 2023