kissing suzy kolber's definitions

crock-puss

Derogatory term for a particularly loathsome vagina. One that has been explored by many, many doctors, penises, homeless people and various other characters. The connotation is one that implies you could store food inside said vagina and it could smoke to perfection due to the fumes and constant internal warmth.

I'd like to hide a pot roast in yours and let it slow-cook for a few days. Then i'd like to clean your crock-puss with a water hose and a stick-up...

by kissing suzy kolber March 31, 2010