Definitions by king kong NINJA

irony 

the opposite of what is intended happening or being presented.

A SUV with a bumper sticker that says keep earth green.

irony by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

beer and titties 

good circumstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circumstances

i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it's been beer and titties

beer and titties by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

steel reserve 

steel reserve is an adjectival noun describing the feeling induced by or causing the imbibement of steel reserve high gravity 40oz. malt liqour. the drunkedness is a particular heavy one, the type which leads to you thinking it'd be funny to let your girlfriend in on that half-joke you have in your head about how you've always wanted to do her fat friend just "out of curiosity" Also the desire to achieve this state. Generally not giving a fuck.

i've been stuffing envelopes all day and my girlfriend was seen smoking weed with her ex. i'm feeling pretty steel reserve.

or oh i'm so steel reserve right now, i'm about to dance on the table.

steel reserve by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

snarfle

a word used to convey nervousness, resignation, and/or excitement. Brought to popular useage by character on Thundercats whose phrases consisted largely of snarfles and the occasional word.

but panthro, snarfle snarfle, it's snarfle dark in there snarfle snarfle

snarfle by king kong NINJA April 19, 2004

macchi 

an word with adjective, verb, and noun forms used to describe any activity in which an undersexed overhorny person (usually pubescent and male) lies, stoops, oggles, or performs any other number of usually shameful and tacky acts shamelessly on the premise that it's okay if it leads to sex.

(adj.) when he pretended his mom died of cancer so she'd sleep over, that was pretty macchi. (verb) please don't let me drink tonight guys, i'm afraid if i get drunk i'm going to macchi the first fat chick i see. (noun) it was a total macchi when you shouted out the wrong girl's name in bed and then kept shouting out wrong names so she'd think you were joking.

macchi by king kong NINJA April 19, 2004