App Store

A rather expensive platform for purchasing online stuff, being the only one available for any iOS devices. Includes many P2W games that require fast wifi, or simple utility apps that do stuff.

Usage requires an "Apple ID" account, which makes the platform harder for tech impaired people to use.
Tech Impaired Guy: How do you download YouTube??
Indian Tech Support: Use the Apple App Store! You need to create an Apple ID, it is very difficult, but I will help you. ***secretly does an evil laugh***
by kevindong October 14, 2017
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Duck.com

A domain purchased by google in order to trick newcomers from using DuckDuckGo. Redirects to google.com
Person3: Hey Person4! Try DuckDuckGo, it's much safer than Google!
Person4 thinks: What website is this? *types duck.com*
Person4: Wtf? Why do I see Google.com?
Person3: You stupid! It's Duckduckgo.com!
by kevindong June 11, 2017
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The face Urban Dictionnary uses if a word has not been added yet.
Man: What da hell is this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ doing here?
Woman: This word has not yet been added!
Man: What is this definition of the word?
Woman: The face Urban Dictionnary uses if a word has not been added yet.
by kevindong August 17, 2016
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Clash Royale

The mobile game that requires 10Gbps of Internet speed to play without seeing a nightware wifi icon.
Clash Royale works best with blazing fast internet.
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bitch

bitch
bitch
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windows 1.01

The greatest version of Windows ever, because it was the first one to ever exist for the general public.

Released on November 20, 1985, Windows 1.01 does not even require a hard disk to function, something you rarely see in modern versions of Windows.
Windows 10 User: What version of windows is this?
Retro user: Windows 1.01.
Windows 10 User: Windows 10.1? What??
Retro user: This is Windows 1.01 from 1985.
by kevindong October 14, 2017
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Canada

The place where one man and one woman gave birth to an evil creature, under the name of Justin Bieber.

This may be the only flaw of Canada.
Person68: What is wrong with Canada?
Person69: Justin Bieber.
by kevindong July 13, 2017
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