Definitions by kevin j.k.

wax dart 

Phrase describing an excessive buildup of unused semen over time, jokingly said to have hardened into a form resembling a dart.

The term was coined by the late, great comedian Bill Hicks.

Next time I cum, it's gonna be like a wax dart shooting out of my dick.

wax dart by kevin j.k. March 26, 2007

hippie christmas 

The day following move-out day, in areas where most leases expire simultaneously, during which the curb is a treasure trove of discarded items.

Ben: Today I got this couch, a lamp and some old cassette tapes up by the corner.

Jerry: Merry Hippie Christmas!

hippie christmas by kevin j.k. December 28, 2005