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david the vampire
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oh my god
he’s
literally
so hot help me
jesus christ
david please marry me
marlania: “hey,
remember
david
the vampire
from that movie
lost boys
?”
me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
david the vampire
by
kenny 🤞
November 5, 2021
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