kenma’s wife stfu's definitions

kenma kozume

a little cat also known as my husband

“who’s your favourite haikyuu character?”

“kenma kozume”
“he’s mine, back off bitch”

by kenma’s wife stfu February 22, 2021

chishiya

literally the hottest man ever. ever.

“chishiya is definitely the hottest man in alice in borderland”
“agreed”

by kenma’s wife stfu February 22, 2021

langa and reki

the best couple ever

langa: reki, could you help me with this new trick?
reki: *is ready to devote his time completely to the man in front of him* sure thing, what do you need?

langa and reki, the beat couple <333

by kenma’s wife stfu March 6, 2021

yeehaw town

it’s god damn fucking texas

“hey! where are you going for the weekend?”
“yeehaw town”
“ohhhhh you mean texas”

by kenma’s wife stfu February 22, 2021