kendo 's definitions

bullseye

To drop a turd in the toilet with such precision that the water splashes straight up and hits the anus. Much a kin to a perfect dive that splashes up and makes no ripples in the water.

Hey! Guys! I just went to the crapper and guess what? Bullseye!

by kendo January 21, 2004

fat ass friday

when it’s friday and someone has a fat ass; they also have to show you how big it is

It’s Fat Ass Friday, you know what that means.

by kendo February 24, 2023