vege-link

The feces of a vegetarian.
Those adventists lay some gnarly smelling vege-links.
by ken69 January 22, 2009
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dentist

a paraprofessional who is too craven to do anything on his/her own requiring clearance from a real professional (i.e. physician) in order to practice dentistry.
I went to my dentist today and he wouldn't clean my teeth until my doctor signed a release. I thought these guys went to school!
by ken69 February 10, 2009
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smegma cleanse

"Come here you smegma cleanse. My penis is dirty."
by ken69 June 23, 2009
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rectophiliac

A person with an unusual affinity for another person's anus. Usually a male although it has rarely been reported among females. Idiomatically, it has become essentially a synonym for homosexual although it can be accurately applied to sodomizing heterosexuals.
Liberace was a musical rectophiliac.
by ken69 November 06, 2009
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pharmaceutical rep

a whore for the pharmaceutical industry peddling brand name drugs that are marginally better (if at all) and infinitely more expensive than generic drugs that have been available for decades.
The pharmaceutical rep came by the doctor's office to explain why patients' prefer a Cialis erection to a Viagra erection.
by ken69 February 17, 2009
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alter cocker

old shit or old fart. an old man who sits around grousing and complaining all the time.
That alter cocker was complaining about the pickles and now is whining about the chopped liver. He should up and die already!
by ken69 January 27, 2009
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fibromyalgic

One doc to another:

"What's up with Mrs. Jones?"

"Nothing. Just another fibromyalgic."
by ken69 January 27, 2009
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