rectophiliac

A person with an unusual affinity for another person's anus. Usually a male although it has rarely been reported among females. Idiomatically, it has become essentially a synonym for homosexual although it can be accurately applied to sodomizing heterosexuals.

Liberace was a musical rectophiliac.

by ken69 November 06, 2009

alter cocker

old shit or old fart. an old man who sits around grousing and complaining all the time.

That alter cocker was complaining about the pickles and now is whining about the chopped liver. He should up and die already!

by ken69 January 27, 2009

fibromyalgic

a patient who drives his/her doctor crazy.

One doc to another:

"What's up with Mrs. Jones?"

"Nothing. Just another fibromyalgic."

by ken69 January 27, 2009

boner doc

a physician specializing in erectile dysfunction.

If you need a prescription for Viagra, go see my boner doc Dr. Stayhard.

by ken69 January 27, 2009

pharmaceutical rep

a whore for the pharmaceutical industry peddling brand name drugs that are marginally better (if at all) and infinitely more expensive than generic drugs that have been available for decades.

The pharmaceutical rep came by the doctor's office to explain why patients' prefer a Cialis erection to a Viagra erection.

by ken69 February 17, 2009

colopharyngeal reflux

the reflux of colonic feces into the posterior oral cavity. it can be associated with shitzu - histologic changes of the pharyngeal mucosa suggestive of colon cancer. also known as shit in mouth disease.

I went to the doctor because my family was complaining of my bad breath. He diagnosed me with colopharyngeal reflux and prescribed breath fresheners to be used per rectum.

by ken69 February 04, 2009

vege-human

the newest vegan product by Worthington most useful while proselytizing to various cannibalistic tribes in Africa and inner Australia.

Sauteed in olive oil and garlic, this vege-human is quite tasty. All the body of the real thing with none of the guilt.

by ken69 January 27, 2009