ken69's definitions

boner doc

a physician specializing in erectile dysfunction.

If you need a prescription for Viagra, go see my boner doc Dr. Stayhard.

by ken69 January 27, 2009

decubing

The act of sexual intercourse with a pressure ulcer, e.g. of a quadriplegic or a debilitated senior. Often occurring in a skilled nursing facility.

"That caregiver is giving Mrs. Jones in room 402-A a lot of special attention. I hope he's not planning on decubing her."
or
"Did you see the tight ulcer on that chick in the wheelchair? Man, I'm going decubing tonight!"

by ken69 May 12, 2010

goute

inflammatory condition of the foot. definietly NOT a wound

I have goute. But, not to worry because my doctor sent me to a wound care specialist.

by ken69 February 4, 2009

dentist

a paraprofessional who is too craven to do anything on his/her own requiring clearance from a real professional (i.e. physician) in order to practice dentistry.

I went to my dentist today and he wouldn't clean my teeth until my doctor signed a release. I thought these guys went to school!

by ken69 February 10, 2009

alter cocker

old shit or old fart. an old man who sits around grousing and complaining all the time.

That alter cocker was complaining about the pickles and now is whining about the chopped liver. He should up and die already!

by ken69 January 27, 2009

vege-human

the newest vegan product by Worthington most useful while proselytizing to various cannibalistic tribes in Africa and inner Australia.

Sauteed in olive oil and garlic, this vege-human is quite tasty. All the body of the real thing with none of the guilt.

by ken69 January 27, 2009

rectophiliac

A person with an unusual affinity for another person's anus. Usually a male although it has rarely been reported among females. Idiomatically, it has become essentially a synonym for homosexual although it can be accurately applied to sodomizing heterosexuals.

Liberace was a musical rectophiliac.

by ken69 November 6, 2009