Definitions by karl cs

phantom wood 

When you get excited on someone else's behalf

Aw man pan's date is so hot tonight, I got Phantom Wood on his behalf.

phantom wood by karl cs November 19, 2016

duck shove 

the act of avoiding tasks and fobbing (passing) them off to others. Also known as "palming off" or passing the buck

Con got asked to do the report but he duck shoved it to jay

duck shove by karl cs February 5, 2008