Monnies

Slang for Nike Monarchs—

The quintessential dad shoe. Or for non-dads that value all-around support, comfort, and are impervious to the scrutiny of his/their counterparts.

Since you’re about to be a new dad, lemme be the one to buy you your first pair of monnies. This is only the beginning—let’s talks grills and tucking in t-shirts later.

by kargrang January 31, 2022