Definitions by justin mayfield

mac'ing off

when an apple customer gets excited about his new mac, and just can't contain himself... talk about an upgrade from a floppy drive to a hard disk. just make sure you keep the "sticky keys" option turned off.

i walked into the apple store the other day and saw this group of nerdy guys in the corner mac'ing off to the new macbook pro...

mac'ing off by justin mayfield May 3, 2008

shoemosexual 

shu-mo-seks-shu-ul- one who is not gay, but wears nice shoes all the time, leading others to believe that he may be homosexual. much like a metrosexual, but a specific area of metrosexuality, obviously pertaining to the shoes.

Is that dude gay? Those boots must be $400+!!! "No man... he's just shoemosexual."

shoemosexual by Justin Mayfield September 11, 2005