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L'il Jon 

A man who resides in Hammond Indiana. Li'l Jon is only 4 inches tall. It's true, I dated him for a short while. He eventually dumped me. I learned my lesson...No more Garden Gnomes...such angry lil dudes!!! Midgets are much nicer!!!

Hey Angelina..Still seein that 4 inch fellow, L'il Jon???

By the way..whats that funky Goo stuck on the bottom of your Nike...???

Angelina: oh..ohhhhhhh....I see him.. nowwwww!!!!!!!!!

L'il Jon by just peachy April 10, 2006