Definitions by julesk

Merkan 

A super patriotic American at least 1/4 Borg, Sith, or Romulan.

John Kerry is not Merkan.

Merkan by julesk October 16, 2006

m&m girl 

Girl able to pick up an m&m with her vagina and/or butt cheeks.

My gf is an m&m girl...I am soooooooo lucky!

m&m girl by julesk September 17, 2006

12-dork 

A person so dumb they have "12:00" as the time displayed on any digital equipment.

She's a 12-dork...can't even use her Casio watch.

12-dork by julesk September 5, 2006