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Ryan

The greatest bass player on earth. He is so good at bass that when he plays it, it melts everyone's face off. He is even better than Cliff Burton who was arguably the best bass player ever until he died. Everybody is so jealous of Ryan's bass skills that when they hear it they get suicidal tendencies because they aren't as good as him.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear how Ryan played bass yesterday?
Guy: 2: Yeah, it melted my face off.

by juan prius April 9, 2026