Definitions by josef (joey) s

cheeky nut 

The act of quickly pulling one or both of your testicles out to surprise a mate. Leaving it out for only a second or two, it’s a quick flash, and that’s what makes it cheeky.

Matt: turn around
Me: *turns around*
Matt (with one testicle hanging out of his fly): cheeky nut

cheeky nut by josef (joey) s February 25, 2022

beggars can't be choosers 

used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it

person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers

beggars can't be choosers by josef (joey) s March 10, 2020