Definitions by jose culo

m.pons 

usually small but chunky guy that looks like a woman. this species has almost gone extinct due to the homosexual ecounters with apes.besides known for their homosexuality they are also known for their slight touch of dwarfism.

Josh: "oh my god dude, i thought i saw a m.pons today. it was so freaky dude."

Jose: "that must have been a tramatic experience for you."

m.pons by jose culo April 1, 2009