Definitions by jonesberger

doppelstanker 

When a person farts or shits and it smells exactly like the food they ate.

Dude, You ate Indian food earlier! That was a doppelstanker!

doppelstanker by jonesberger October 6, 2018

turdstring 

The last person you want playing on your team.

Every other player was hurt, so I had to put in my turdstring Quarterback!

turdstring by jonesberger October 6, 2018

sugartard

An overweight person addicted to candy.

I have to hide all my candy because my friend is a sugartard.

sugartard by jonesberger October 2, 2018

enword

a politically correct substitute for the "n-word".

my friend was in trouble for using the "n-word", but now he says enword and everyone is happy.

enword by jonesberger August 24, 2018