Definitions by johnnymcchester
slopslop
Dude 1: Heh, bro. You seriously trying to give me this mealslop? Dude, you're just husbandslop.
Dude 2: When I married you, I thought you were going to change for me...but every time you learn a new slang word, you keep using it until it's been stomped to the ground! You know...you're something much worse... y-you're... slopslop.
Dude 1: -gasp-
Dude 1: (Remembers to never have a sincere thought in his life) Um I mean you forgot to put the gigachad
Dude 2: THERE IS NO GIGACHAD AND THERE IS NO US, WE'RE OVER!
Dude 2: When I married you, I thought you were going to change for me...but every time you learn a new slang word, you keep using it until it's been stomped to the ground! You know...you're something much worse... y-you're... slopslop.
Dude 1: -gasp-
Dude 1: (Remembers to never have a sincere thought in his life) Um I mean you forgot to put the gigachad
Dude 2: THERE IS NO GIGACHAD AND THERE IS NO US, WE'RE OVER!
slopslop by johnnymcchester September 11, 2026
